April 2012
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datsheep asked: I'M TOO BUT DEREK, KORRA CAN LOVE WHO EVER SHE WANTS TO.
datsheep asked: Derek your shipper is showing.
When she kisses Mako I'm gonna beat her up.
MAYBE SHE’S MIND CONTROLLED :D
I can't get the smell off my hands.
tamouraka asked: maybe she's giving him cpr you know mouth to mouth standing up it could happen
torritron asked: HEY CAN YOU POST PICTURES OF THE CAT I WANNA SEE THE KITTY
March 2012
Oh my god I need that ukulele
I will song to everyone on omegle
If I see one more thing about "White Washing"
I’m going to punch you all in the face.
DAMN I’M WHITE AS FUCK.
LIKE PAPER.
HOW COME YOU CAN CALL ME WHITE.
BUT I CAN’T CALL YOU BLACK?
IT’S WHAT WE ARE BRO.
BE HAPPY WITH IT.
choice4ss asked: Do you remember me O: ... only if i could post reaction pictures on asks, but I can not.
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Classified information up in here bro.
IT GETS PRETTY GRAPHIC.
WARNINNNNG[[MORE]]
Okay so I’m about to be picked up to go take a bunch of muscle off of the cat we were dissecting.
We got his arms off and took half the face off and we gotta boil him to get the rest of the meat off.
I DON’T WANT TO SMELL IT GOD DAMN.
The reason why we’re doing this is so we can Bleach the cat bones and reconstruct them for Extra...
choice4ss asked: so we meet again. . .
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chipskylarkmpreg replied to your post: lawnmower-dreams replied to your photo: No really….
i wish i had green eyes like youuu! im stuck with blueeeee
NAH HAAAAAAAAA!
MY BIFFLE LIKES BLUE EYES.
I think Brown eyes are damn gorgeous v uv
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lawnmower-dreams replied to your photo: No really. Look at this SWAG ass tie.
your eyes look like a really bright green!!!
THEY ARE
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kitkaloid replied to your post: Okay so I need to MAKE TIME.
I LIKE HOW ALL THURSDAY YOU ARE JUST GOING TO WEAR SHIRTS
I WILL TAKE THEM OFF AND PUT THEM BACK ON ALL DAY.
THIS IS WHAT THE PLAN WILL BE.
AND SUNDAY IS LEARN SWEDISH DAY.
Okay so I need to MAKE TIME.
I have a week off this week and I have to make time to do ALOT OF STUFF.
Saturday: Doing anatomy related things with Lab Partner. What we do is classified for a friend unless you ask me personally.
Sunday: BIFFLE DAY. HANG OUT WITH AMANDA ALL DAY AND DO REALLY STUPID SHIT.
Monday: Most likely Laura time. Since she won’t see me pretty much all weekend. Watch Avatar with Torri that night.
...
SO I GOT AWESOME SHIT AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY
ALL THE FUCKING HUFFLEPUFF STUFF.
I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SWEATER VEST.
/CRIESINTOTHENIGHT
But I got a fucking
STEGOSAURUS
FROM CHUCK E CHEESE
FUCKING
FUCK
torritron asked: I SHOWED MY SISTER YOUR HORSE VIDEO. SHE LAUGHED AT YOUR FAILURE.
BEST AT HORSE.
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Mom went to McDonalds without me.
ANGER.
asksqueaky asked: *perches on your shoulder*
asksqueaky asked: <3
datsheep asked: OKAY TWO THINGS; YOU WATCH OUT FOR THOSE STARES AND YOU CREEP HER OUT.
captainmcswank asked: YOU READY TO GO TO CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEE!??
daddyslittlecasey asked: I know youuuuuu. :D
datsheep asked: DEREK MY FRIEND SAYS HI. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Kitka and I are going to start a Swedish Metal...
YOU CAN TRY AND STOP US.
Now the Shirts will be here on April 4th and the...
THAT MEANS I HAVE JUST A FEW DAYS TO LEARN IT.
AND SERENATION WILL BEGIN.
NAH. HA. HAAAAAAAA.
Also I was told I look like the Onceler.
I was like “ORE WA”
So I bought a ukulele and a scott pilgrim shirt
GONNA SERENADE EVERYONE ON OMEGLE
I got 9 hours of sleep
DEAL WITH IT
+1 FOR OMEGLE FRIENDSHIP!! :,Dc
FRIENDSHIP
I'm gonna do a Livestream.
And you guys are gonna shop with me.
http://www.livestream.com/desrtowl
LETS SEE IF WE CAN GET TORRI.
I’ll draw some too.
I kinda really want a Super Nintendo.
I’ve got some games.
Hm.
Let’s see how much.
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arduouseternity replied to your post: I have 100 dollars on Amazon.
Internet condoms.
Buying it.
Suddenly derek looks up "Yeti Shirt"
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arewearewedone replied to your post: I have 100 dollars on Amazon.
PRESERVED SHARK FETUS
Derek doesn't waste money
It’s gotta be something I REALLY want.
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fokade replied to your post: I have 100 dollars on Amazon.
Generic Dildo Response.txt
PERFECT
I have 100 dollars on Amazon.
What do I wanna get? ; m;